funny, but gay

its like i want to make my character a girl because girls are cute and i want it to be accurate to me, but i also want to make it a boy because then i can flirt with girls and wear clothing that i like

i refuse to play games with gender locked clothing what the fuck why is that even neccessary

every time i see that “Ever put ur hand on ur boob” post i always put my hand on my boob and am like hmm yes good

smaugchiefestofcalamities:

Chris Pratt, Ladies and Gentlemen.

theonion:

New Study Finds Running For 20 Minutes Each Day Could Add Years Of Soreness To Life
sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

sunflower-mama:

lesmemoirs:

blametherapistneverthevictim:

 

i’ve found my favourite 

WELL SHIT

get to know me: 5 favorite TV shows - Elementary (2012)

"Our partnership works. Even when things are less than ideal between us. This works. When I look back on the last 18 months, I often categorize it as a kind of grand experiment. The results of which have demonstrated to me, much to my surprise, that I’m capable of change. So I will change. For you. For the sake of our partnership, for the sake of our work, stay."

since when was the meaning of olivia “elf army” 

lmao thats such bullshit

i refuse to be called anything other than “elf army” from now on tho

iM DONE WITH CHEMISTRY

for now also i think i failed the final - i was doing well and like “hell yeah this is easy!” and then i got to the last page of math and was like fuck i dont even know where to begin and just started guessing

Hi I don't remember you ever getting asks like this so I don't wanna make you uncomfortable but idk who to ask. You don't have to answer but I just wanted to ask how do you know if a girl is gay? Because I've just started accepting that I'm not entirely straight but and there's someone I'm into, but I can't tell if she's into girls too.
Anonymous

Honestly thats an issue I have myself because its really difficult to tell and not base on gay stereotypes. Usually I just try to rely on hints from the person themself, but that usually only works if theyre also interested in you and want you to know or theyre out. Or I ask their friends/people who know them better than I do.

But, if those aren’t reliable like they might not be out yet or something, idk just flirt with them anyways and straight people will automatically tell you that theyre straight. 

Not sure how reliable my advice is though, considering I don’t have that much experience. 

watwotwut:

OMG YES

watwotwut:

OMG YES

broblerones:

unamused karkats aka the only thing I ever draw

biologizeable:

Most of the time evolution just hangs out being all, “Bug. More bug. Shinier bug. Slightly bigger AND shinier bug. Too many legs bug? Yessss.”

But other times evolution just goes completely off its rocker and is like “guys GUYS LOOK AT THIS CLADE I JUST INVENTED”

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"IT’S GOT THIS FLAPPY POINTY THING"

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"AND THIS CHOMPY PIECE OF SPAGHETTI"

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"SOME KIND OF GLIDEY THING"

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SO FIT FOR THEIR ENVIRONMENTS AMIRITE WOW”

oxboxer:

Well, sat on these long enough. Character art tests for a client comic that was ultimately scrapped. HERD U LIEK MAGICAL GIRLS.

pokemoneggs:

nerdymouse:

Yet they claim that the queer community is overly sexual and puts our sex lives out there. Straight people are weird. 

who the fuck thought these were a good idea